Drunk Mofo

This article was originally posted at this domain name on an old blogging system. I am consolidating all of my ramblings and drabble here.

Driving 31mph + 2 cases of beer = 1 bad night. [Edit: He wanted to make sure that I include the words “circumstantial evidence” when describing his evening. I have no idea why.]

This was recently experienced by a close friend of mine.

Oh well, he needs the exercise I guess. I mean, now he’s walking and all since he can’t find his license. Oh wait, that’s right, it’s now in the officer’s pocket…